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Mike Jobber : Well your brother's done a runner Reggie Kray : Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all. It's 2 a.

Stepson Fucks Stepmoms Curvy Friend 72% Brutal Xxxporn Of Naughty Asian Slut While Plezse. Well, in this case. What are you, Fanny Craddock? More like this. Now that I've written all of these late night texts out, I've totally reevaluated my opinion on hookup buddies.

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Sorry — now do you see why I was never any good at this? If you're just hooking up je this person, there's no such thing as being "desperate" IMO.

It's vaguely "feelings-y" but definitely guaranteed to get a "want you too" in return. I really am a grandma.

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Any shape any size. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Mike Jobber : Yeah what do you think, poof? Or just use the peach.

What are you doing with that? It's safe to assume that your hookup will respond accordingly.

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No matter how much I fucking want to! Also, punctuation is a must. Sorry for the overshare.

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I also think this allows for some fun replies from your cutie such as "and I'm a tall drink of water" or "omw with beer" or "[insert much more clever thing than I could think of here]. Ew, sorry for that one.

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Except that I was never good at that. If you somehow have the wherewithal to pull this article up before crafting your invite for one to Hookuppaloozahere are a few ideas on texts to send: 1.

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